How to write a term paper.

- Sit in a straight , comfortable chair in a well lighted place with lots of sharpened pencils.

- Read over your notes about the assignment very carefully, just to make sure you really understand it.

- Walk into the kitchen and pour yourself a coke to help you concertrate (I rather have nestea..)

- Make a quick phone call to your best friend. If she hasn't started her paper yet, you can both grab a hamburger first to discuss ideas.

-When you return home, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with lots of sharpened pencils.

- Go check your nose in the bathroom mirror. You think you feel a zit starting to grow. Better put something on it now while its still in the beginning stages.

- Listen to your favourite CD-just to relax your mind-so you can jump right into starting your term paper.

- Alphabetize your CD collection

-Check the TV guide to make sure you're not really missing anything truly important.

-Phone your best friend to see if she's watching. Discuss the plot.

- Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with lots of sharpened pencils.

- Read over the notes for your assignment one more time, just to make sure you really, truly, definitely understands it.

- Call your best friend to make sure she truly undestands the assignment as well. Offer to answer any questions she may have.

- Scoot your chair close to the window and watch the sun set. SCREAM!.

Woah, now what has happened here?.